shallow water

I really only like celery sticks and comic books

Also liquor

I put too much thought into words I never speak aloud


i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

(Source: 1vm, via normanikrdeiofficial)



(Source: smellslikedossantosspirit, via whoredinary-pasta-bowl)


When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage


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  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it


girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

(via crocsaresexy)

I remember the first time I went to kiss a girl at about the age of six, the first thing I was aware of was there was no music playing and i didn’t like that. I did not like that.
Matty Healy (talking about the cinematic impact of our generation)

(Source: rnatty, via lilgrrrl)


The stationWhere I told youI love you



I mean who doesn’t like their ass being grabbed. Let’s be honest here.

(via bit3yourlip)



Winona Ryder, the night she met Johnny Depp.